Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Be A Snob

Are you part of the gentry, a sprig of the aristocracy, the Croydon branch perhaps? Or are you one of the great unwashed. If you are then I turn my nose up at you and cough girlishly into my plague posy but we might as well find out . Check out the Chaviness of your town on this handy site I hope to see tearful admissions of social inadequacy ...( To think I was considering Worthing.....shudder.) Never mind common people , women will always fancy a bit of rough, and men sit nodding dreamily before well educated career women , wishing they wore shorter skirts and got a bit drunker. The truth is here

19 comments:

Ed said...

No matches found to your query.

I must have picked a good spot!

Newmania said...

Me to..you are in London aren`t you Ed...hope you have as good a time as I did .

Ed said...

Yes I was born in London and will probably die in London (hit by a bendy bus I expect)!

Newmania said...

..with a giant poster of President Livingstone the last thing you see

mutleythedog said...

No matches found to your query

Same for me - but bet you can't work out where I live...

Electro Kevin said...

I looked up mine to find out that I AM the chav.

Ratty. said...

Mr. N.

Did you know that you have been 'Outed' on the JHL's blog?
Do not let the man get away with it, invite him outside and thrash him within an inch of his life.

Ed said...

He is wrong, vulcan's vulva is one of my astroturf names. I have several popular ones.

Newmania said...

I have not been outed ratty none of it is true but if I start replying to JHL`s lunacy I `ll spend the rest of my life doing it .
He wants to know me because it makes him feel human and included , I `m just not interested

Ratty. said...

Mr. N.
Well said.

mutleythedog said...

What or who is JHL??

hatfield girl said...

There's only one comment in reply to the post on Hatfield. I was going to write one but he's said it all beautifully.

Newmania said...

I didn`t read it all HG but it doesn`t start awfully promisingly does it

Ah the Galleria what gorgeous proportion what heaven in stone

Ellee said...

This is not the Bar Hill I know, a stone's throw from my home. And my experience of the hotel he mentions is that it is full of Eastern European staff speaking brilliant English and working all hours to return home and study for two degrees.

Newmania said...

Oh dear Ellee didn't you fare well ? I know what you mean about Eastern Europeans though ,.they are a great addition usually.

Newmania said...

Oh dear Ellee didn't you fare well ? I know what you mean about Eastern Europeans though ,.they are a great addition usually.

Ellee said...

I was referring to the story from your link where Bar Hill is mentioned - it's not the Bar Hill I know, it's not my town, but it's not the way it has been portrayed, though I admit I haven't visited for a while.

CityUnslicker said...

glad to see you are jumping my bandwagon!

Newmania said...

Zeal of the converted CU

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